Halloween 2022

First, but not for the first time…while I was physically raised in the US, culturally I was not. My parents were Holocaust survivors who were not in this country very long before I was born. My mother did not understand or approve of Halloween. “You go around and beg for food” is what she often said about the day. I think I only went trick-or-treating twice in my whole life. Of course, I didn’t need a costume.  🙂

 

On this day two years ago my wonderful wife and I flew to Arizona to become residents and not as visitors. We spent our first week-plus in a hotel before our contents were delivered to our Arizona house. It is no secret we are considering another move as my wonderful wife wants a house all on one level and I want a house with a (much) bigger lot and space to accommodate more cars.

By the way, if we move in the next 6-12 months (just a guess) this would continue a pattern. When we moved to Texas we stayed in our first house for 2 1/2 years before moving to a house that we had built; we lived there for about five years. When we moved to the mid-Atlantic we didn’t even stay two years in the first house we bought, never mind the rental in which we lived for only ten months. We stayed in the second mid-Atlantic home we owned for ten years before moving to Arizona.

Any potential purchase of either (or both) of the cars shown below will almost certainly have to wait until after a move.

 

2008 Pontiac Solstice GXP Convertible | T20 | Kissimmee Summer Special 2020

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If the “NFC” Championship game I played yesterday in my computer football league had been a real game, books would have been written about it and it would be talked about as long as football is played. Let me try to set the scene:

Texas (17-1 regular season record) and Phoenix (14-4) are the two best teams in the league. Texas led the league with an incredible 766 points scored; Phoenix allowed the fewest points at just 224. Texas had the best point differential (points scored minus points allowed); Phoenix had the best point ratio (points scored divided by points allowed).

Texas’ QB Joe Burrow threw for almost 6,700 yards and 75 touchdown passes on the way to an unbelievable 144.3 passer rating, which is more than 20 rating points higher than the real record. Phoenix’s defense allowed an unbelievably low 57.8 passer rating.

For most of the game, it looked like defense would win over offense. Burrow started the game with five incompletions and it got worse from there. Texas led 7-6 at halftime, but only because the Tornadoes blocked a Phoenix field goal attempt. On the first drive of the second half, the Gilas moved 77 yards in 7 minutes converting on a 3rd-and-19 at one point and wound up scoring a touchdown to go ahead 13-7. After Phoenix cornerback J.C. Jackson returned a Joe Burrow interception (the third of four he would throw in the game) 41 yards for a touchdown, the Gilas led 20-7 with just 16 minutes left.

Texas responded, though; first with a 57-yard drive in just over a minute capped by a Kenyan Drake 7-yard touchdown run early in the fourth quarter. After forcing Phoenix to go three and out, Texas got the ball back at its own 30. I call the offensive plays for both teams and the computer makes the defensive calls. I have little idea whether the defense is going to play a 3-4, a 3-3, a 4-1, whether they’re going to blitz, play zone, play man and if they play man who they might double.

I decided to call a bomb to Cooper Kupp who had been shut down by Phoenix. If the Gilas doubled Kupp the play would have a very low probability of succeeding. When I clicked the “CPU” button for the defense to make its call I saw they were in man coverage, but doubling JaMarr Chase. Burrow hit Kupp for a 70-yard touchdown, the Tornadoes’ second TD in 2 1/2 minutes, and Texas went ahead 21-20.

Phoenix went three and out again, but Joe Burrow threw his fourth interception on Texas’ next possession. The Texas defense, which on paper is average but can get after the quarterback, forced another three and out with about six minutes left.

Texas drove about 40 yards using 3 1/2 minutes and tacked on a field goal to extend their lead to 24-20 with about 2 1/2 minutes left. A good Phoenix kick return gave them good starting field position at their own 36-yard line. The Gilas drove 64 yards and scored the go-ahead touchdown on a 5-yard pass from Justin Herbert to Terry McLaurin with 19 seconds left.

Texas began its possession on its own 28-yard line as the kickoff went to the goal line, but not in the end zone so it had to be returned wasting precious time. Texas did still have two timeouts, though. On second-and-6 from their own 32 with seven seconds left, I called another bomb to Kupp and, once again, Phoenix doubled JaMarr Chase. The pass went for 29 yards to the Phoenix 39 and Texas called its last timeout with one second left, down 27-24.

Try to imagine this scene in your head. The game was “in” Texas. Try to imagine fans screaming as the Tornadoes send out Justin Tucker to attempt a 57-yard field goal to send the game into overtime. The best kicker in NFL history made the kick and the game went into overtime tied at 27.

After just 13 points were scored in the first half, 27 were scored in the fourth quarter, 20 by Texas. I have to admit that I had real goosebumps from this not real game.

Phoenix won the toss, but went three and out. Texas also went three and out, but Phoenix went three and out again. In the playoffs, obviously, a game can’t end in a tie. I began to imagine the game going into a second overtime.

On Texas’ second possession in overtime, JaMarr Chase was called for a false start creating a 2nd-and-15. I called a hitch pass (called a button hook in the old days) to Cooper Kupp; the Gilas’ defense doubled Chase and All-Pro tight end Mark Andrews. The pass was complete for 16 yards to the Texas 49. The “penalty” for doubling one or two receivers is that increases the likelihood of success for a pass thrown to a different receiver.

From there, spooked a little by the four Joe Burrow interceptions, I stuck with the running game. Damien Harris and Corey Clement gained 15 yards on five running plays, including one first down, until Texas had 4th-and-7 at the Phoenix 36-yard line.

The game has a button that tells you the probability that the kicker will make a field goal from the current yard line. It indicated that Justin Tucker had something like a 95% chance of making a field goal at this distance, 54 yards. I called for the field goal and…he made the kick giving Texas a 30-27 overtime win and sending them to the league championship game against Las Vegas.

Think of the sheer improbability of Texas winning the game. They were losing by 13 points with 16 minutes left against the best defense in the league and by 3 points with 19 seconds left, ditto. They were MINUS 5 in turnovers and Joe Burrow had only a 63.8 passer rating. Somehow they still won.

As Bill James has written, it’s hard to compare the fried chicken in front of you to the pizza you ate three weeks ago. However, among the thousands of table-top football games I have played, I have to rank yesterday’s at the top of the pyramid.

The league championship game, which I will play today or tomorrow, will almost certainly be an anti-climax. Phoenix, the loser in yesterday’s classic, easily beat Las Vegas in the regular season, 27-10.

Before yesterday I was thinking this would be the last computer football league season I would ever play. Now, I’m not so sure.

 

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4 thoughts on “Halloween 2022

  1. “It is no secret we are considering another move”

    I’m there with you. That was the purchase I postponed as mentioned a few days back. I have decided that the area I’m in is growing to a size that is “bigger” than I care for. The urban sprawl is catching up with me, to a degree I’m no longer comfortable with it. The traffic, upward trends in crime and just quality of life in general is deteriorating. As mentioned previously, I’m trying to downsize also and maybe “de clutter” my life. I haven’t bought, only sold, vehicles in over a year (a NEWWW world record). That would include the remains of High Times, and 2 more projects that I would have never got to. I have also sold off parts, shop equipment, tractors and utility vehicles. There comes a time when having 2-3 of EVERYTHING is no longer necessary. I concluded that now is that time, here on my 66th trip around the sun.

    With the downturn in the economy and in my investments, I’ll be waiting a bit to pull the trigger on the move. To buy the property, have utilities run and build the house and shop I want, would be at least 650-750K, at current prices. When I did sell my current property, I would get a large part of that back but that would be “down the road.” I plan to keep the 2 rental properties I have, at least for now. And due to both my partner and I looking to “wind down” our business, I will have less income. So I need to plan stuff out more, based on that lower income, unless we sell the business.

    Given the amount of “stuff” I’ll still have, a rental really isn’t an option as I would have to also rent a warehouse for storage. When I move my stuff, I plan to only do it once. And remembering past moves, there is always SOMETHING you want/need that is in storage.

    I know, first world problems.

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    1. I cannot be more sincere in my wish that you have the best of luck in your real estate moves. My wonderful wife and I have had a bit of tension because she has things that, in all honesty, she doesn’t need. She wants to sell the “excess” inventory, but I think the potential pittance received in selling is not worth the time spent. At our age, time is more valuable than money.

      I have relieved myself of about 20% of my book “inventory” all of which was put in the recycle bin. That I could have sold a book for $2 or $3 was not worth the aggravation or time to me. I had a surround sound stereo system that had not been used since we moved to Arizona. At my wife’s urging, I agreed to list it on one of those platforms where people buy and sell things. After months with no offers, I simply took the stereo to a local charity.

      I have always been a believer in K.I.S.S., but I think as one ages that becomes orders of magnitude MORE important. To complicate one’s life with trinkets that don’t do anything except take up space and collect dust is just a waste. My 2¢.

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      1. Thanks for the well wishes. I wish your hoped for move is successful also.

        In my sales recently, I have taken far less than most is actually worth. Some because I have sold to friends, some just to get rid of it. I had a large collection of fiction books, gave most to a local charity that has a re-sale shop. Did the same with some household stuff, I don’t NEED 3 toasters or 3 blenders. Most household items are not worth, to most folks, the cost to come get them. I have sold some stuff, both household and shop stuff, to entrepreneurs who I know are planning to resell those items. I will allow that they need to make a profit and won’t argue with a DECENT offer. Right now, it seems a lot of folks are downsizing and selling their “stuff.” Not sure if it’s due to the economy, or folks like myself that are aging and deciding to downsize. Either way, the market to sell is pretty soft right now so prices are low. I’ll keep sorting thru my possessions and hauling more out soon I’m sure. Sure be nice that when I do move, it takes less than 3 semi trucks to move everything.

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