Silly Saturday

A scary, but hopefully somewhat humorous look into my brain, or what’s left of it…

 

Remember these?

 

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From michaelstvtray.com a picture of Goobers and Raisinets. When I was young a jingle was featured prominently in their advertising. The jingle began, simply enough, “Goobers and Raisinets.” My messed-up brain used “Poopers and Scoopinets” as the second line. To this day, when I see these in the store, which is not often, I hear the jingle like this:

🎶Goobers and Raisinets,

Poopers and Scoopinets. 🎶

Thanks to my OCD I will hear this jingle in my head for at least a half an hour. I am very prone to earworms and way too often the earworm will be a song I can’t stand, like “Little Sister” by Elvis Presley, which is played WAY too often on the Sirius/XM Sixties channel.

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Pout With The Bold,

Sin With The Few.

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Animal Planet, which I seldom watch, airs a show called “Pit Bulls and Parolees.” My brain immediately goes to “Pit Bulls and Pierogies.”

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From 56PackardMan’s Friday Funnies yesterday:

 

Blonde x-ray

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I howled with laughter at this. No offense intended to my wonderful wife, who is blonde.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

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The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.

I can’t do a lot of math but I can do SUM of it.

Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

 

Enjoy your Saturday…

 

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